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Oh, who am I kidding. The only people who read this nonsense work in the kind of environment where you can poo on a chair and force midgets to roll around in it while shrieking “Daddy, I love yewwww Daddy” in that voice that Christopher Llyod used at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Anyway, here’s possibly the greatest thing to ever call itself an ad:

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